23 October - 21 November
Scorpios are best known for their strong but reserved character. They are very private creatures and usually try to hide their real feelings inside. On the outside they seem very strong and tough, however on the inside there is a sea of feelings and passion. It is very difficult to get Scorpio individual to open up, because first you must gain his trust, which is usually not easy to do. Scorpio people are considered some of the best lovers and in fact they love intense and passionate relationships.
On the good side, Scorpio's are very loyal, strong and independent. They are also quite opinionated. On the bad side, their confidence and strong character will usually mean that they are very stubborn, and do not compromise easily. Their loyalty can often grow into obsession and they could get very possessive.
Career-wise these individuals can be very ambitious. That combined with their strong willpower and ability to stick through the hot and cold can bring them big success. However, quite often Scorpios fall prey to obsession and fanaticism about their work, beliefs, relationship or some other aspect of their lives, and that rarely brings much happiness.
Scorpios are extremely tough and sometimes it is surprising what they have gone through in their lives. They are almost never intimidated by anyone or anything, and always look fear into the eye. Many of them are attracted to the darker and mystical side of life, and are not afraid of investigating it.
They are strong, loyal, emotional, passionate and fearless, but at the same time it is difficult to see any of that, because Scorpios rarely show their true colors to others, unless you have really earned their trust.
How many Scorpios does it take to screw a light bulb?
One, but he still couldn't let go to unscrew the previous light bulb.
Scorpios are experts in sex. Their immense passion gives them the drive needed to drive anyone crazy. Sex with a Scorpio can get pretty harsh and aggressive, and may involve an array of different tools like handcuffs, rope, etc. If you want it soft and slow, go talk to Cancer, because Scorpio is not for you! Remember that these folks are not satisfied easy and will go on for a long time, so be ready if you're planning on it. A sex toy is usually considered not a bad present for a typical Scorpio.
Probably the most common thing they get to say after doing it is, “Let me untie you.”
How to seduce Scorpio
- Be mysterious
- Have ability to engage into deep conversations
- Confidence and ability to stand your ground is a big plus
- Be passionate
The following is what you should not do, if you want a Scorpio person to like you:
- Be too easy to get
- Be shallow and too unserious
- Be a wimp
- Superbly passionate and romantic
- Known for their unmatched love making skills
- Extremely possessive
- Highly emotional, but rarely show it on the outside
- Very faithful
- Likes to be a leader in relationships
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see alcohol as something to enjoy, and not as a personality-altering tool (though if depressed, self-loathing Scorpios would seek total obliteration). Generally, however, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything - especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.