Virgo 23 August - 22 September

Virgos are known to be very detail oriented, practical and intelligent. Virgos love order in every aspect of their lives, and when something is not the way it should be, they will usually get upset or irritated. Many people under this zodiac are perfectionists.

At heart Virgo person is modest and humble and rarely enjoys being in the center of attention. Their analytical mind allows them to see every situation from many angles and usually makes them good advisors. At times however these individuals can be very criticizing and not easy going, as they will want everything to be done perfectly, just the way they like it. Many Virgos are also quite conservative, but that is only because they prefer to play safe and dislike taking big risks. It is a common trait for Virgo individuals to have preference towards natural and pure things, and most of them are also very hygienic and health-aware.

Virgos usually like helping people and playing an important supporting role, however rarely do they want to become leaders or take the driver's seat. Virgo person is often very self-criticizing and doesn't give himself/herself enough credit. However with a little bit more self confidence it is possible to overcome those vices. Because Virgo is very responsible and loyal, they usually make very valuable workers.

Although on the outside Virgo person might look cool and content, on the inside he is warm and caring, however not everybody gets to see that side, and only If you deserved it will Virgo let you see it.

How many Virgos does it take to screw a light bulb?

Four - one to buy the perfect bulb, one to clean out the socket, one to install it perfectly and of course a lighting engineer to inspect it.

Sex habits

They are all about technique, and satisfying their partner is not that different from satisfying themselves. Just like anything else, sex to Virgos is all about perfection. Initially, it is not always easy to make a Virgo open up and unleash the inner party system, but once this is done, there are some serious rewards awaiting. However, one should remember, that these fussy people aren't going to even think about sex if they are not completely sure that it is all clean and 100% safe, so be ready to prepare a bag of condoms, wash yourself till shine and smell like the fresh morning air, else you're not getting any.

After doing it, Virgo will typically be worried about changing the bed sheets… how neat.

How to seduce Virgo

Virgos are all about order and cleanliness, so appeal to those traits if you want them to like you.

• Be neat, clean, and dress well
• Be down to earth and rational
• Be honest and straight forward

The following is what you should not do, if you want a Virgo person to like you:

• Be arrogant and vulgar
• Look unhealthy or even worse contagious
• Act dumb and make fart jokes

Love traits

• Very loyal
• Can be possessive, but it's only because they are scared to lose their loved one
• Very traditional and normally dislikes any frivolous relationships
• Likes security and consistency in a relationship
• Not very good in showing their feelings
• Their love is strong

Drinking style

Brainy Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure - but it could also lead to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked - but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo used to declare, “I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight.” A toast to the subgenius IQ!